Tuesday, October 28, 2008

FUNNY JOKS

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

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Monday, October 27, 2008

A girl asked a

A girl asked a
guy if he
thought she was
pretty,

He said...no.


She asked him if
he would want
to be with her
forever...and he
said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.


She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy stopped her and said..

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.

And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...




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Hold on….
Just wait for a moment..
Let me freeze you in my eyes
Don’t utter a single word
let me dip into your silence
Hang on, before u take a step ahead
lemme me spread some flowers
under your feet..
There is lot of light in your path
Still let me get you moon in ur service
Hang on! Before you breathe
lemme spread some fragrance in the air
Just hold on for a minute sweetheart
Let me buy this world for you……..


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koi achha lage to usse p[yar mat karna,,,
uske liye neende bekarar mat karna,,,
2 din aayenge khushi se milne,,,
teesre din kahenge mera intezaar mat karna!!!!!
.....................................
agar janna chaho ki tumhe kitna yaad karte hai,,,
to baarish ki boondo ko pakdo...
jitni pakdi utna TUM yaad karte ho,,,
jitni chhhodoge utna HUM yaad karte hai!!!!!!!!!
...........................


R U ONLINE MY SWEET FRIEND?????????????

I MISS U ALWAYS IN MA LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F_aithful.......... a friend is always

F_aithful.......... a friend is always
faithful to u, even
during a bad times.

R_eliable.......... a friend is reliable,
u can count on them
to always be there.

I_n touch.......... a friend stays in
touch,even though it
may not be as often
as u would like.

E_nduring.......... a true friendship is
enduring, lasting even
when friend lose touch
for a while.

N_eeded.......... a friend is always there
for u when u need
someone to hug.

D_evoted.......... a friend is devoted to
ur friendship and will
never do anything to
destroy it...


"... No man is useless
while he has a friend."
A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
For our friendship is a gift
A friend is someone who fills our lives
With Beauty, Joy, and Grace
And makes the world we live in
A Better and Happier place.
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girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only
one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her
say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his
helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
if u r really loving some1 frm ur heart.....
then send this msg to atleast 9 people(including me)

If u r getting 3 back ur love is always with u.....
THIS IS NOT A JOKE......

A Girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)

A Girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only
one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her
say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his
helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
if u r really loving some1 frm ur heart.....
then send this msg to atleast 9 people(including me)

If u r getting 3 back ur love is always with u.....
THIS IS NOT A JOKE......

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